maculategiraffe

A quick bit of silliness for lothy's prompt here:

An AU of The Wish, in which Cordelia made a wish that I'm sure many other women have made over the years - but obviously not in the presence of Anyanka...

Anya sympathised greatly with Cordelia’s plight. "Can I just say... men."

"Second it," Cordy replied fervently.

"Apart from being without class, the guy’s obviously blind," Anya observed. "Deserves whatever he gets."

"I’m not even thinking about him. I am past it. I am living my life."

"Still, I mean... don’t you kinda wish..."

"I wish women ruled this world! It would be such a better place."

Suddenly Anya’s face changed, became wrinkled, and a gloating grin spread across her face. "Done."

The world changed.

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"She was like a good fairy! A scary... veiny... good fairy."

Grinning with satisfaction, fingering her new necklace, Cordelia scanned the sunny school lawn and caught sight of the bench where Buffy and her army of dorks-- which of course included Xander, the ultimate dork-- sat to do their dork thing. Sure enough, Buffy and Willow were sitting on the bench, and--

( Oh dear God. )