Y'all know, I prefer original fic to fanfic...

...and I especially don't like fanfic of fandoms I'm not familiar with...

...and I've never watched a single episode of Stargate: Atlantis...

...and fanon OTPs of which even non-fans are necessarily aware make me feel contrary...

...but I swear to the World Ash Tree, I will never, ever, ever be tired of rereading this story.